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We live in the mountains, where the Wi-Fi signal is weaker than my willpower during a diet. It's a place where the squirrels have PhDs in acorn hoarding and the deer are more like your neighbors—always peeking through the windows and judging your lifestyle choices.
Getting around is an adventure. The twisty roads can feel like a soap opera, making you wonder if you're driving to work or auditioning for a reality show about lost hikers. I even thought I took a wrong turn and ended up at a goat yoga retreat!
And the weather changes all the time! One minute it’s sunny, and the next, it’s snowing, making you expect a parade of snowmen. It’s like Mother Nature can’t decide whether to have a party or a snowball fight.
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